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When Darkness Falls
|Monday, July 22nd, 2013|
Just checked the weather for tomorrow. Going to feel like 102. Meanwhile, back home in Edinburgh, it's barely hitting 80 (and surprising no one, it's raining in Great Britain). Right now it's actually the mid-50s. Anyone fancy a trip?
I'm only mostly kidding. I'm surprised our air conditioner has held out as long as it has.
...whoops. Just jinxed myself.
|Wednesday, June 26th, 2013|
In other news, I have spent a ridiculous amount of my off time making and eating popsicles. It's so hot out, they're all I want to eat. I've at least been trying to make them a little healthier by making them out of fruit (sometimes I'll even put vegetable juice in, my tongue hasn't figured it out yet). I need to get to the store to make some of these
, they look stupidly good.
So how have you all been coping with the heat?
|Thursday, April 11th, 2013|
I need several cat-tinis after today, but I'll settle for some Guinness and a few whiskey sours. CJ, darling, I don't suppose you'd be up to entertaining me? Maybe do some retail therapy and dinner?
|Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013|
For the thousandth.time, no I do not have any new information on the murders that I can currently make public, no I cannot release a list of suspects, no I cannot confirm your crazy crackpot theories, yes I am sure that aliens did not do it, and finally, I just want some bloody tampons and a bar of chocolate, can you please not assault me with your questions while I'm off duty????
|Wednesday, February 20th, 2013|
Today, I am this cat. I will continue to be this cat until someone brings me cake. Possibly, even if I receive cake, I will continue to be this cat.
|Wednesday, February 13th, 2013|
So did everyone survive Mardi Gras? Who's hungover? How would you like some runny eggs and greasy bacon?
Anyone who has questions as to how they can bail their loved ones out of jail should contact the police station directly. The emergency number is for emergencies only.
Please be kind to your local coffee shop employees. Some of them were out partying just like you last night, and the ones that weren't have had to deal with hungover arseholes all day so far. I know I have.
Be safe, loves, and have a good day.
|Monday, January 14th, 2013|
I have heard several people reporting suspicious activity. While nothing has actually been done, please remember everyone, be safe. Stick to well-lit, well-traveled areas, don't go anywhere secluded with someone you don't know, and if a situation feels wrong remove yourself. Always remember that we at the police station are happy to help you any time, so do not hesitate to call.
|Friday, January 11th, 2013|
Goodness me but it's good to be back Stateside. Christmas with the family was wonderful as always but Mary's food hardly matches anything I can get around here, especially the steak! Mmm, steak. Anyone up for a bite?
I'd forgotten how quiet the country can be. No sirens, no people, everyone goes to bed at ten...I could see the moon and stars for miles. It was nice, but I definitely missed the city. Did I miss anything important?
|Thursday, January 10th, 2013|
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